i am a bore

and i think apples make good pets.

Monday, July 31, 2006

saucepot.

i was browsing through encarta, when i saw the word saucepot.
saucepot.
saucepotsaucepotsaucepotsaucepotsaucepot.
it sounds nice, dont you think?

i shall use this word to describe bimbos from now on.
like, omg! (insert name here) is such a saucepot!!!
(:(:(:


im bored, ive just realised my life is so unproductive, i cant wait for things to work out, and i think i need to eat.




hi fuad here.. how's things? great? the weather's fine.. k.. stop being a saucepot!!!

uhhhhhhhhh.

Friday, July 28, 2006

pinna.

i daresay i've done some crazy things in life.
what about you?

Thursday, July 27, 2006

init.

check out my modules for next sem.
A221 Microbiology
A222 Molecular and Cell Biology
A231 Immunology

as you can see, unless youre blind or you cant comprehend what i just wrote because your IQ is lower than a monkeys, i don't HAVE TO TAKE CHEMISTRY ANYMORE WEE.
hmmm.
im not sure why, but i just have something against chem facs.
i guess its just personal.
*pokes siaowei with my chopsticks*

i never thought id hate chemistry you know.
for the record, chem was my best subject back in secondary skool :(

oh well, its all because of siaowei lahhh.
she constantly downgrades us for ridiculously stupid reasons.
-_-"

and she makes no sense at all in klass.
i mean,
we ask her questions.
and what does she do?
she rephrases it and asks us back.
sometimes she doesnt even bother rephrasing it.

Us: What does (insert random shit here) mean?
SiaoWei: Hmmm, yah what DOES it mean? Go and find out and tell me later.
*walks away*

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
you might as well put an orang utan here to facilitate the whole lesson and we'll understand better.

fuhh.

on a happy note,
he always makes my day.
(:(:(:

Me: Eh, how do you do prayers at home ah?
Him: First we must clean the place.
Me: Okie, then?
Him: Then, we must put holy water.
Me: Eh? Where you get holy water from?
Him: FROM TAP LAHHH.

AHHAHHAHHAHA.
hmmm,
i do miss him, you know.
ah, hes back on my mind once again.
=)

hey girls, lets wear super long skirts on monday okie?

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

do you know

you make me feel like the lonliest person on earth.

Monday, July 24, 2006

mondial.

i'm in skool, and there's nothing to do, so i'll just update a bit.

let's talk about people in general.

they like to play politics. i don't. and neither do my friends, thank god. personally, i think we're all given a brain for a reason, so it's high-time you started using yours, bitch, and stop flirting and pulling strings to get what you want.

i don't like it when people judge me when they don't even know me. i'm not arrogant. i'm not flirtatious. and i certainly am not a bitch. just because i don't smile at you, stranger, doesn't mean i'm the most anti-social slut around.

my friends and me, we may scream a lot, we may do tons of wacky stuff, but that doesn't make us weird. we're simply different from everyone single one of you. and it may not be a bad thing. i don't see why we have to wear pink to skool everyday and go crazy over hello kitty just to fit in.

and even though we don't give a second glance to people who stare, doesn't mean we don't care. personally, i do care. A LOT. but i don't see why i shouldn't be myself just because of the impressions people will form of me.

i like many things.

i like flip flops. i like mushroom soup. and i like boys. speaking of boys, i admit i still do care for my ex. a lot.


ah, my point is,

we shouldn't judge people so readily.

(:(:(:

okie la, enough preaching.
i'm hungry.
and i'm OUT.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

faro.

She: eh, how much tips to give ah?
Me: Haiyoh, 10 cents can already lah.
She: Nabeh. Twenty lah.

-_-" and to think I was being sarcastic and she was being serious.
ice cream makes you a little kuku, i think.


anyways, PICTURES ARE UPLOADED.
about time, i think.
enjoy baboons =)






























she has a sudden fascination with my hair.
i always knew my hair was special (:(:(:

oki la.
i'm out.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

striped.

Fruit flies have four pairs of chromosomes to hold thousands of genes. All alleles on a chromosome form a linkage group that stays together except when crossing over. Crossing-over causes recombinant gametes and at fertilization, recombinant phenotypes. Linked alleles do not obey Mendel's laws because they tend to go into the gametes together. Crosses involving linked genes do not give the same result as unlinked genes. Heterozygote forms only two types of gametes and produces offspring with only two phenotypes.


today's lesson is pretty oki, at last we're studying something i actually understand(:(:(:

eh let's talk about something more interesting, besides hon sook mei.

how about HOW BORED I AM RIGHT NOW AHHHH AND HOW BIG AN ACCOMPLISHMENT IT IS TO ACTUALLY COME TO SKOOL FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK OMG.

=)

it took immense willpower tolerating being the guinea pig for anatomy klass, hon sook mei for biochem, and f2 generations for genetics klass. ah, sometimes even i amaze myself.

wee.

oki i'm aware this entry is totally nonsensical.
oh well.
nth to do mah.
oki la byebye.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

swirl.

3 skools i went to:
-xingnan pri
-westwood sec
-republic fugtard poly

3 things in my bag:
-keys
-hp
-fuji baby

3 things i do when i'm stressed:
-fresh air!!
-music
-scratch my armpit

3 places i go on a daily basis:
-skool DUHHH
-toilet
-home

3 fav fruits:
-kiwi
-kiwi
-kiwi

3 names i go by:
-parvin
-punjabi babi
-love

3 of my fav food:
-soup
-soupp
-soupppp

3 things i'm wearing now:
-shirt
-shorts
-underwear

who is in the house with me?
-the maid who always tells

who am i thinking abt right now?
-no one at the moment

who did i last talk to on the fone?
-fahm

who did i sit with during my 5th period in klass?
-baby, we're over all that period shit. we have MEETINGS only.

who was the last person i uttered love to:
-boy

who do i wish i'm with right now:
-i don't like company. i thrive alone.

where is my fone?
-in my bra. what to do, no pocket. -_-"

where do i sleep:
-skool la DUHHHH. u think i go to klass for what sia?

where is the place i took a ride to:
-hell. oki la home.

what was the last thing i ate:
-sushiiiiiiiii

what color shirt am i wearing now:
-maroon

what is the closest item to me that is blue:
-my underwear. close enough?

what do i like about skool:
-hon sook mei

what is my fav color:
-green

what do i wear most often, jeans or shorts:
-jeans. lazy wear shorts ah. we all know why (:

what is the last movie i watched:
-POTC2 (ah, like some chemical formula)

when did i start skool:
-how would i remember babi

when did i last go to the mall:
-last night

when did i last burn sth:
-burn what sia bahlol. my hair ah.

3 bloggers to do this:
-tom
-dick
-harry

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

fleur.

my faci is just plain weird. i mean, who on earth talks about two-headed sperms when you're discussing G6PD deficiency? No link, people. And the WHOLE problem was basically on some enzyme shit and how this girl fainted, and she nicely went on and on for half the lesson about HER NAME. like, HELLO. nobody cares why your name is XXXXX when you're sent to A&E. No link once again.

she even had the nerve to ask us her mother's name.

and just because her father wasn't mentioned it means that she doesn't have one? shall we all talk about her great-grandfather as well? even better, include her whole clan. it's just a damn summary of what happened to her, for heaven's sake.

ah, i just have to get the weirdest facis. she is an import from ma-lai-see-yah.

i suggest we all export her back before we go out of our minds.



alright enough whining.

i deleted the previous entry right after publishing it, and instantly regretted it.
however, i shall not attempt to re-write it because it is frrreeeeaaaakkking long.


alright.
bye bye shy shy.

Monday, July 17, 2006

pearl.

i finished the entire presentation by the start of the 2nd meeting today. of course, no one can deny my efficiency when it comes to skoolwork =)

i'm just so dead sleepy my eyes can barely open. i want to eat. i want to sleep. i want to get. out. of. here. now.

i might as well take the time to update while waiting for the faci to drop by our table and ask so many questions we go dizzy.

(:(:(:

i'm not going to swear anymore.

yup.
that's an update.

okie bye turtles.
i'm out.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

duvet.

today is ajay khan's birthday!!! let's sing him a song rotaract style =)

Oh, why were you born so beautiful?
Oh, why were you born at all?
'Cause you're of no bloody use to anyone,
'Cause you're of no bloody use at all!

HAPPY LAH SOMEONE, 19 ALREADY LORRR. lol. anyways, you're growing more and more gorgeous every year (:(:(: i'm so glad i got to know you, really. you're just one of those unforgettable friends one could have. i'm just so proud and happy that you're part of my life in a way, and yes, thank god i ran after you that day, or i would have missed out on a lot of things. ahhahahahhaha, AND NO, i do NOT run like a dinosaur. anyways, no matter how many bets you've made me lose, i still love you all the same, and yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TURTLE!!! i've known you for one year already. omg, how on earth did i put up with you??? (:(:(:


alright.
uploaded pics from rda.
not many though.
hmmm.
my blog is getting boring.




















we all now know the difference between meow's and fahm's drawings =)


okie dokie.
i'm out.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

alouette.








skool's such a bore, i practically have to DRAG myself out of bed. and i've skipped so many times, i can't afford to be late and get a bad grade. thus, i have started running for the bus. yes, RUN.

ee-yer.

alright, how to check if you're cheena-fied.
#01 You attach the word 'lorrr' to the end of every two sentences that come out of your mouth
#02 You start msging 'wahlaoeh' very often
#03 You love jade
#04 You listen to opera and actually like it
#05 Your name is Fahm

=)

honestly, every single day of my life is like a day gone wasted. i wake up at the crack of dawn, go to skool, wait wait and wait for the day to end, and when it finally ends, i go out. maybe head home sometimes. even though i skipped skool like crazy last year, i still din really MIND going to skool, you know. but it's different this time. i go to skool, for the sole purpose of just doing the problem for the day and getting it over and done with. AHHHH friends are the ones keeping me in this damn shithole of a place. and i think only talking to the kuku before i sleep makes the whole day worthwhile (:(:(:

we're studying chromosomes today. it would be pretty interesting.. if we didn't learn it rp style.

bLeah.
tats turtles.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

pint.

we indulge in food and childhood games.
















a little convo i had with nutt.
he always makes my day.

candleLight chaos `; says:
gimme a french word
Blind Hatred says:
french kiss
Blind Hatred says:
is that french enough for you?
candleLight chaos `; says:
nooooo
Blind Hatred says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Blind Hatred says:
rendevous
Blind Hatred says:
how bout that?
candleLight chaos `; says:
don't make me slap you
candleLight chaos `; says:
gimme something that no one's heard of
Blind Hatred says:
LOL
Blind Hatred says:
are you blind?! do i look french to you??
Blind Hatred says:
HELLO
Blind Hatred says:
half the time i'm mistaken for a slit eyed yellow man
Blind Hatred says:
*raise eyebrows*




freakin cosmopolitan.
he's hilarious.